A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy :
'' Who Are You....???? ''
'' I am Udupi -Mangalore Express Bus driver.....!!!! ''
God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the Priest : Who Are You.....???? ''
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
'' Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven......!!!! ''
'' God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold &
I spent all my life preaching Good, get Cotton......!!!!! ''
'' Results, my son, Results......
While you Preached,
When he drove,
People Really Prayed.......''
" It's Performance, Not Position That Counts.....!!!!!! "
Awarded As The Best Corporate Joke.