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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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Definition of Nurse :  A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

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Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A:  Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

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