Some Humour A Day Keeps the Boredom Away

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Definition of Nurse :  A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.


Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A:  Because they are already leading a dog's life!


Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Keep smiling!!