Best Joke in a competition held in Britain

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:
 
WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:   boiled cabbage
 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 


WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
  
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages



WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!



WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
 
 
WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.😂
(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)