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πŸ”΄Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺πŸ˜‹

πŸ”΄A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
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πŸ”΄A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Couldn't stop sharing this one...

πŸ”΄Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎

πŸ”΄Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝

πŸ”΄A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)
😜😜😜

πŸ”΄A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

πŸ”΄Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
..dedicated to all husbands πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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Definition of TIME !?

Time is Slow when you wait!

Time is  Fast when you are late!

Time is Deadly when you are sad!

Time is Short when you are happy!

Time is Endless when you are in pain!

Time is Long when you feel bored!

Every time, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks.

So Have A Nice Time Always....

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A man working in an IT company 🏒 became sick.. He consulted many multi facility hospitals πŸ₯.. Still couldn't get cured... He was sad... Then his wife πŸ‘©advised "why don't you consult a veterinary doctor?"   He was shocked 😨😳... He screamed at her.. Are you mad... 😑 She spoke softly nothing happened to me.... It is you having problem.. You wakeup early in the morning 🌞 like cock πŸ”, take half bath like a crow 🐧 , eat something like a monkey πŸ’,  then run to office like a race horse 🐴🐎, you work like a donkey 🐺,   there u scream to your juniors like a wild bear 🐻,   evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a dog πŸ•,   then you eat like a crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo πŸƒ 😴😴.......... That's the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor...... The man just sat 😳 

now wife asked why are looking at me like a owl.........
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Dogs around the world In One Huge Infographic

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Psychology facts :

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Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

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Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

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You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of talking about each other.

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Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

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A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

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75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

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Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

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People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

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If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

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Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

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Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

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Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

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Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

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According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

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Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

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Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night. 

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You were smiling while reading this message.

Keep smiling it suits you.😊🌼🌿😊

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Selfie

5 years back in temples, it was written as "Mobile Phones Prohibited ". 2 years back it was changed as "Keep your mobile switched off". Last year it was changed as "Keep your mobile in Silent mode". It may eventually change as :

"If you wish to take a Selfie with Lord/Idol, please pay Rs.50 at the Counter " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™

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Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp ...


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BF - Hi
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GF - Hello
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BF - Wr ru darling...?
.
GF - Iam in my dads BMW car.
Iam going to club and from
there i will go to shopping mall.
I will send back the car and i
will call you. Where r u?
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BF - Iam in the town bus sitting
behind u. Don't take the ticket, i
have already taken for u..!!

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Ultimate Wedding Trolls

(1) 
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) 

Don't laugh loud ---- 
The extended version says...

2)
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!

3)
Always keep your spouse's picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!

(4)
If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5)
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…"!!!! 

(6)
Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

(8)
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..?

(9)
Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"

(11)
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"

(12)
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

(13)
Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake"
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God's Troll for a Jealous Man

πŸ””God : What do you want?
Boy : A very beautiful girl.
God : If you are muslim, I'll give you "Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena".
If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia".
What's your name.?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes.
God to his angel: Rascal is acting smart give him "Radhe Maa" πŸ˜‚

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IBM scientists have developed a brain

IBM scientists have developed a brain inspired computer chip which mimics the neurons inside your brain - The chip consumes just 70 milliwatts of power and can perform 46 billion synaptic operations per second
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πŸ‘πŸ‘Œwhich one are you ?? Whatsapp group results are out...which one are you❓❓


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1. Whatsapp Rooster πŸ“πŸ“ Everyday wishing Everyone good morning and wking them up is their favorite job ...they go quiet after this
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2. Whatsapp Baba πŸ‘³πŸ‘³:
They send only messages of God and give discourses
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3. WhatsappThief 😎😎:
They copy others messages and forward them
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4 . Whatsapp Devadas πŸ˜‹πŸ»πŸ˜‹πŸ»:
They always send painful and sad messages and poems....and make everyone else sadπŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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5. Whatsapp news reporter πŸ“°πŸ“°πŸ‘¨:
They update everyone about what's happening in the world
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6. Whatsapp Vidushak πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰☺😊:
No matter how sad their life is they keep replying to everyone and keep laughing
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7. Whatsapp Mauni BabaπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š:
They read everyone's messages silently but never reply...many are unaware these people exist in the group
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8. Whatsapp Thinkers πŸ™‡πŸ™‡:
They try to change people by sending good purposeful messages
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9. Whatsapp Poet n Poetess πŸŽΆπŸŽ€πŸŽ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘―:
These people don't know anything other than poems and bore others with their poems
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10. Whatsapp Chatter πŸ“±πŸ’»πŸ“πŸ“ƒ:
They are not interested in anything other than chatting...they are always onlie
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11. Whatsapp monkey πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’:
They never reply...only say haha..hehe
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12 . Whatsapp Collector πŸ™ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€:
They only join but never message
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13.Whatsapp all rounder πŸ“–❤πŸΊπŸŒΊπŸ“πŸŽ€πŸ“°πŸ“²
They express their opinion on anything and everything. They know a little about everything and try to impart it to all

🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

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zoom the flag to see the beauty of India

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Happy Indian Independence Day Special Pics Trending in Internet Today

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