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Engineer's way of putting leave

Engineer to his Incharge: Sir, I need one day leave for an important work.

Incharge: Answer only one question and you can get one day leave.

Engineer: Please ask Sir.

Incharge: Tell... Why Kattappa killed Bahubali?

Engineer: Sir I think.... Bahubali might not had approved Kattappa's one day leave.....
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Today that Engineer is on 7 days causal leave and Enjoying πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

I'm proud to be an Engineer πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ

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Chanakya solves Chitragupta's problem :


😩😩😩

One day  Chitragupta told Bramha that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth...they will get the same  husband for the next 7 janmas.
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Brahma asked, "Why"❓
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Chitragupta : .Sir, its becoming difficult to manage...
The wife want the same
Husband  πŸ‘¨ and the husband  want a new wifeπŸ’ƒ
Its a problem to convince both.
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Bramha : But this can't be stopped...
It's been going on since times immemorial.
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Just then Narada  comes and he suggested...
On earth, there is a great person called " Chanakya" πŸ‘³
Ask him for a solution.

(Chitragupta meets "Chanakya")

In one minute "Chanakya" solves the problem...😎

he advised .Chitragupta..
Any  wife who wants the same ..husband... tell her that,
she will also get the same  "MOTHER IN LAW".         for the next 7 lives  πŸ’€πŸ˜–πŸ‘Ή

All women screamed "oh god no!!!"
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Problem solved😜😜😜

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develop positive thinking.

A 4 yr old boy was in the market with his 6 yr old sister...

Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind.He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest.

The boy went back to her and asked ,"Do you want something?"
The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her. The sister was very very happy... The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the  matured behaviour of the boy...

Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper, "What is the cost of this doll,Sir!"

The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love n affection : " Well, what can you pay?" The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and started counting as if he were counting the currency. Then he looked at the boy. The boy asked him worriedly : "Is it less?" The shopkeeper sai : "No, No ! These are more than the cost. So I will return the remaining." Saying so, he kept only 4 shells with him and returned the remaining. The boy, very happily kept those shells back in his pocket and went away with his sister...

A servant in that shop got very surprised watching all these. He asked his master: "Sir! You gave away such a costly doll just for 4 shells ? "
The shopkeeper said with a smile : "Well ! For us these are mere shells. But for that boy, these shells are very precious. And at this age he does not understand what money is, but when he will grow up, he definitely will. And  when he would remember that he purchased a doll with the shells instead of money, he will remember me and think that world is full of GOOD people. He will develop positive thinking.

Spread the Smiles and Happiness

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Hindu GOD names in IT world.

What we can call Hindu GOD names in IT world.

Brahma: "System installer"

Vishnu: "System operator"

Shiva: "System programmer"

Narada: "Data Transmitter"

Yama: "Deleter"

Apsara & Rambha: "Virus"

Ganapati: "Anti virus"

Hanuman: "E-Mail"

Chitragupta: "Hard Disc"

Saraswati: "Google"

Parvati: "Mother Board"

Lakshmi: "ATM" 😊😝😝😝

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Wife Gets Husband Red-Handed

Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

Husband :"Simran"!!

Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

Husband : 98

Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "

"Silence"

"Pin drop Silence"
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πŸ‘‰πŸš—PUNCTUALITYπŸš™πŸ‘ˆ


A Gujarati Company Owner was asked a Question:
"How do you Motivate your Employees to be so much Punctual ?"

He Smiled & Replied:
"It's simple; I have 30 Employees & 29 Free Parking spaces.
& One is PAID parking !!
😜😜😜

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A Romantic guy's investment

A Romantic guy invested all his time in puja and finally got 2 wishes from God.

He immediately wished for the
best DRINK and the best WOMAN.

He got...
Ganga Water
and
Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing
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All husbands will appreciate this one

All husbands will appreciate this one 😜 ....

A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Shopping Mall
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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This is the story of I.S.I.S

1) It is one of the biggest examples of mass-brainwash because most of them do not even know how they have ended up there.

2) The belief is so much ingrained in certain societies that those parents are proud to see their grown-up children joining it.

3) The conditioning actually begins right from the moment the child is born. Parents decide that when the child grows up, he will eventually join it to bring them fame.

4) These people sacrifice their youthful days, they sacrifice sports, they sacrifice their freedom, slog upto 24 hours a day, because they think they can experience paradise later if they sacrifice everything now.

5) Although these people are treated like cattle, they think they are doing a noble job.

6) They think they are "changing the world", but little do they realize that America is actually using them for their own advantage.

Yes, they are I.S.I.S = Indian Software Industry Slaves

Now, read the post again from the beginning

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Punch Of D Day ....

Punch Of D Day ....
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After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
  "What does that mean?" she asked.  
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.  
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?  
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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Ultimate...!!!

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Cutie Lady Police Around the World

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Engineering Trolled

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Modern ABCD

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